1
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Sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.

2
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Who are you listening to?

3
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What?

4
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Who are you listening to?

5
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Um, Chee-yun.

6
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- Oh, I'm a huge fan of Chee-yun's.
- Are you serious?

7
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- <i>I love her.</i>
- Isn't she fantastic?

8
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I saw her at Disney Hall. I was
in seats right down front.

9
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- Okay, I was at that concert.
- <i>You were?</i>

10
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- Yeah.
- Well, then you know.

11
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- You were right down front?
- She's fantastic.

12
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You're gonna be really jealous
when I tell you this.

13
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<i>What?</i>

14
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I'm seeing her in a private
recital at a friend's house.

15
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- Ooh!
- I love the sound of envy.

16
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It's music to my ears.

17
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- You have a cruel streak.
- Music to my ears.

18
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You know what? If I knew you
better I'd invite you.

19
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Yeah, how do we arrange that?

20
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Well, you know what? Maybe we
should have a little predate.

21
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A predate date.

22
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- A date before the recital.
- Right.

23
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You're halfway decent looking.
I think we could arrange it.

24
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- Wow, thanks.
- Yeah.

25
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It's those compliments
that just keep me going.

26
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Yeah.
Yeah, let's arrange it.

27
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You're not some Creepo creep, are you?

28
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I am.
I'm a total creep.

29
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Okay, creepy.

30
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- I'm Denise.
- I'm-- I'm Larry.

31
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Larry.

32
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Just so you know, I had
to fire Bobby last week.

33
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Well, you know, there's
a technique to firing.

34
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- A technique?
- Yeah, bad news has to be delivered in a casual way.

35
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Like it's not--
Like it's not bad news.

36
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If you deliver bad news like it's
bad news, it's gonna be bad news.

37
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If you deliver bad news like it's not a
big deal, then it's not a big deal.

38
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It's like you're in the
hospital, the doctor comes in

39
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and says, "Oh good, nice shades.
You have terminal cancer."

40
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That's exactly my point. This
is how a doctor should do it.

41
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<i>Oh, I have to take this.</i>

42
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It's a little bit mean and insensitive,
Larry. You should think about that.

43
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I'm thinking about them,
to let them down easy.

44
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I couldn't do that.

45
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Um, I'm gonna go get
some new silverware.

46
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And by the way, Susie,
I so want to divorce you.

47
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Hey, did you call the wheelchair girl?

48
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- Yeah, I had to.
- Yeah, you had no choice.

49
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- Once she wheeled out from the table...
- Uh-huh.

50
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I-- come on, what could I do?
I'm taking her out tonight.

51
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- You're going out tonight?
- Yeah. I was stuck.

52
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I didn't want her to think
I was a bad guy.

53
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It's an adventure.
It's an adventure.

54
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- Exactly. It's a new experience.
- It's great, new experience.

55
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What's going on with the Seinfeld show?

56
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- You writing it?
- Yeah, started writing.

57
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This is gonna be so fantastic.

58
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I know, I'm really
looking forward to it.

59
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- Hey, sorry about that.
- Hey hey.

60
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- No problem.
- My kid never stops calling me anymore.

61
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- Here you are.
- Thank you very much. I had a great time.

62
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- I got that.
- No, it's okay.

63
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- LT was a wonderful lunch.
- Seriously, I got that.

64
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- No, I put my hand on it.
- Seriously, I invited you.

65
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Come on, it's the inviter who picks up.

66
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I had first dibs.
I touched it first, Larry.

67
00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,397
I asked, though.
I think that gets priority.

68
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What gets priority on a
check, asker or toucher?

69
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What is he,
Judge Judy?

70
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I put my hand on it.

71
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Yeah, but I asked you to lunch, so--

72
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You can't just grab the check

73
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if someone has the check, Larry.

74
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- That is absurdly rude.
- Rosie, I asked you to lunch.

75
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- This is my pleasure.
- No, it's not. It's my pleasure.

76
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No. Give me the check, Rosie.

77
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- Don't you be absurd.
- Hey, come on.

78
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Hey hey hey.

79
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Hey hey, get off.
Come on. Come on.

80
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- Ls that Larry? Larry.
- It is you.

81
00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,515
- Oh, hey.
- We were just talking about you.

82
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,392
- Really?
- Are you still gonna make it

83
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to the Chee-yun recital at our house?

84
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Are you kidding?
Of course I'm coming.

85
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I'm a huge fan of hers.
My God.

86
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- Have you guys met?
- You've never met Kelsey before.

87
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- Hello, Kelsey.
- Yes, this is Kelsey.

88
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We just got her six months ago.
Larry, Kelsey; Kelsey, Larry.

89
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Hello, Kelsey.
Kelsey. Kelsey Grammer.

90
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- Frasier.
- Just Kelsey. We don't call her Frasier.

91
00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,329
- That's kind of weird.
- <i>Oh, no?</i>

92
00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,789
- Let me ask you this question.
- Yeah?

93
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Have you noticed if she has any
proclivity for chopsticks?

94
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- Why?
- Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks?

95
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- Well, she's Chinese.
- Do you think she is also a kung fu master?

96
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No, all I'm wondering
is this:

97
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If you took an American kid who's
never used chopsticks before

98
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and a Chinese kid who's never
used chopsticks before,

99
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would the Chinese kid do better?

100
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So the American kid is the control
group in-- she uses a fork.

101
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- Do me a favor.
- <i>What?</i>

102
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First time she uses
chopsticks, give me a call.

103
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- Just let me know.
- Okay, you know what? We have to...

104
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Give me a call and say, "You wouldn't
believe it. This kid's amazing."

105
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- Got to go.
- Okay, we'll do that.

106
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Let me ask you
this question:

107
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Do you have any concerns

108
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that one of the biological
parents could be a psychotic?

109
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- Okay, I think it's--
- I'm just saying.

110
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You don't want to have a
schizophrenic on your hands.

111
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All of a sudden you wake up in the
middle of the night...

112
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- I hope not.
- Well, she's healthy, I think.

113
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- <i>We'd better go.
- Yeah, we should head out.</i>

114
00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,556
- We'll talk to you, Larry.
- Bye, Kelsey.

115
00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,809
- See you guys. See you at the concert.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

116
00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,771
- Hey, we're walking in the same direction.
- <i>Oh gosh, really?</i>

117
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If we're gonna have a second date you're
gonna have to get an electric chair.

118
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,069
- Well...
- I'm not doing this again.

119
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This looks nice.

120
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Where's the Ramp?

121
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Where is the ramp?

122
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Are you kidding me?
There's no ramp?

123
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Well, I can't--
I can't really eat here.

124
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- Let's go somewhere else.
- You know what?

125
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By the time we get to the car and get to
another restaurant it's gonna be an hour.

126
00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,805
- I'm starving.
- I can't walk. I can't--

127
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Well, what if
I carried you?

128
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- Come on.
- I feel awful.

129
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It'll be one two three. We'll be
up there before you know it.

130
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Okay.

131
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Lift with your legs.

132
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,908
- I am lifting with my legs.
- Don't carry it all on your back.

133
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,704
- Larry, hurry up.
- Hurry up?

134
00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,038
- Hurry up.
- Shut up!

135
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Two more steps, go.

136
00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,836
- Okay.
- Where am I gonna put you down?

137
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Jesus, that really got my back.

138
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Yeah.

139
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I feel it radiating down my leg.

140
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How am I gonna play golf tomorrow?

141
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So you'll take a day off maybe.

142
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I'll take a cart.

143
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Yeah, don't you take a cart anyway?

144
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- No, I usually walk.
- Oh, really?

145
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No, that's not true.

146
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That's not true at all.
I never walk.

147
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Walking is completely overrated.
Wouldn't be caught dead walking.

148
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,829
Always take a cart.
I'm not a walker.

149
00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,166
I would think that it would be
nice to walk on a golf course.

150
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,043
No, not nearly as good as taking a cart.

151
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Ln fact, I don't do much walking at all.

152
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Generally I'm just walking from one place
to sit to the other place to sit.

153
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,676
Yeah, but I'm not-- you can't
classify me as a walker.

154
00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,053
- I got it.
- Can I say something?

155
00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,640
- What?
- I'm picking up a vibe here.

156
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,183
Can I be perfectly honest?

157
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,644
When I walked into your house
you gave me this look like,

158
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,105
I don't know, like you were
disappointed or something.

159
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,567
- Okay.
- Ah.

160
00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,778
The thing is that when--

161
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When we first met

162
00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,866
you were wearing a hat.

163
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And then you came to the door
and I was like "Who's this?

164
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,330
Oh oh!"

165
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,291
Because you are bald.

166
00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,168
You're bald and I didn't
know that you were bald.

167
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,295
Like I said, it's no big deal.

168
00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,506
- It's really not a problem.
- I get it.

169
00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,549
I get it.

170
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,844
I had a hat on and then baldy showed up.

171
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,054
I just didn't know.

172
00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,681
You feel I misrepresented myself.

173
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,100
- You thought I was a hair man.
- It was just different.

174
00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,894
- Is it a problem for you?
- No, is it a problem for you?

175
00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,854
I mean, you're the one who
has to live with it.

176
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,773
- No, it's not a problem for me.
- Okay.

177
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,650
- It's not a problem.
- You know there's options.

178
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:07,153
- Have you ever considered plugs?
- Plugs? Plugs?

179
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,781
- Yeah.
- You mention plugs to me?

180
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:13,076
You mention-- you sit at this
table and mention plugs?

181
00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,662
- Are you serious?
- Just didn't know.

182
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,874
Yeah, I didn't know when you wheeled
away from the table that--

183
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,668
Mm-hmm, that I'm a wheelie.

184
00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,545
- That you're a wheelie.
- Right.

185
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,006
By the way, what's the proper
term? Can I say handicapped?

186
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,674
What is it? Are you
disabled? Handicapped?

187
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,676
- What's the word?
- Yeah, those are--

188
00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,053
Challenged?
Are you challenged?

189
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,181
Right now I am, yeah.

190
00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,809
Okay.

191
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,607
- Okay. All right.
- Hmm.

192
00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,443
Well, there's your date.
That's your date.

193
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,278
- Thanks.
- That was a date.

194
00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,697
- Lt sure was.
- Huh?

195
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,532
Would you like to come in?

196
00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,706
Um, you know,

197
00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,667
I should probably--
I should probably get going.

198
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,336
Right.
Because I'm handicapped?

199
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,631
What? No, of course not.
What are you saying that for?

200
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,633
Oh, okay.
All right, then why?

201
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,683
Okay, I'll--
I'll come in.

202
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,144
- Great
- Okay.

203
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,271
Okay.

204
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,065
Let's see.

205
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,654
Mmm.

206
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,115
Okay.
Okay, keep going.

207
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,659
Oh!

208
00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,087
Oh no.
Oh!

209
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,260
How do--

210
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,554
How do other people do this?

211
00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,433
We just--
We go to the bedroom.

212
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,476
- Anything?
- No.

213
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,145
Hmm.

214
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,438
Interesting.

215
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,778
<i>Hey, Larry.
This is John Fowler.</i>

216
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,198
<i>I don't know what happened on
the street yesterday, but--</i>

217
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,409
[Jamie] <i>is that him?
He's a fucking asshole!</i>

218
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,369
[John] <i>I think it would
be best for everyone</i>

219
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,913
<i>if you didn't come to
the Chee- Yun concert.</i>

220
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,832
[Jamie] <i>I don't want him
anywhere near Kelsey!</i>

221
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,042
[John] <i>sorry. Bye.</i>

222
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,046
What's up, man?

223
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,716
You got in kind of late
last night, right?

224
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,509
How was the date with
that wheelchair chick?

225
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,886
- I don't kiss and tell.
- Come on, man, what happened?

226
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,806
Well, I'll just give you the
bare bones of it, okay?

227
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,600
Oh shit, you gave it to her, right?

228
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,977
Yeah, and there was like
no reaction at all.

229
00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,189
- Hmm.
- And I don't know

230
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,482
if it's because I was bad and
didn't know what I was doing,

231
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,738
or if it's just her condition.

232
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,449
- Did you bring it?
- I brought it.

233
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,825
- You did your thing?
- Yeah.

234
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,119
- And no response at all?
- Nothing.

235
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,205
If you fucking brung it, if you
really fucking brung it, man,

236
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,956
it doesn't matter what the
fuck is wrong with her--

237
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,833
Coma, fucking handicapped,
any of that shit.

238
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,376
I don't think you fucking brung it.

239
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,462
I'm telling you I brung it.
I know when I bring it

240
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,964
and I know when I don't bring
it, and I brought it.

241
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,424
- You did your fucking thing?
- Yes.

242
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,092
- You did the dizzle on her, right?
- I did what?

243
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,802
- The dizzle.
- The dizzle?

244
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,054
You did your dizzle on her, right?

245
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,973
Yeah, I did my dizzle.

246
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,934
That means you did your fucking
thing. No fucking response?

247
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,602
- Yes.
- Bring the fucking ruckus to that ass, Larry.

248
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,897
Oh, I supposed you think you
could have gotten a response?

249
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,774
- You're goddamn right, Larry.
- <i>Bullshit.</i>

250
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,734
I would've had her ass tap-dancing,
Larry. I don't fuck around.

251
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,153
Give me her goddamn number. I'll go over
there and twist that ass up, Larry.

252
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,322
- I'm not giving you her number.
- I'll bend that bitch like Beckham.

253
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,823
I'll have her ass like
a goddamn pretzel.

254
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,034
You should've broke that
ass in two pieces.

255
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,285
You know what I'm saying? You should've
came back with the bottom half of the ass.

256
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,330
- You know what I mean? What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

257
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,582
I don't really like her that much
but she cornered me for dinner.

258
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,543
Oh no, fuck that. You got
to break up with her ass.

259
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,128
I'll have to do it when I see her.

260
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,673
You can't break up with a handicapped
person by phone, right?

261
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,510
No, huh-uh. No, you got
to do it face to face.

262
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,303
It's not gonna be easy.

263
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,104
Look at this.
No spaces.

264
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,563
I can't find a parking space.

265
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,024
Just park in the handicapped spot
in front of the restaurant.

266
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,943
Handicapped spot?
How am I gonna do that?

267
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,279
This is how.
Like this.

268
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,449
Oh my God.
This is unbelievable.

269
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,034
What a parking space.

270
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,828
How about this ramp?
Are you loving this ramp?

271
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,163
A ramp.

272
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,253
Oh Christ.
We don't have a reservation.

273
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,213
Oh, don't worry about it.

274
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,597
Hi. I'm sorry, it's gonna
be about 45 minutes.

275
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,934
Oh, table for two?

276
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,813
- Mm-hmm.
- Great. Right this way, please.

277
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,024
- Really?
- <i>Absolutely.</i>

278
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,111
This way.

279
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,790
And we're gonna start you off with
a couple of glasses of champagne.

280
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,708
- Isn't that sweet?
- Compliments of the house.

281
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,961
- Seriously?
- Yes, absolutely.

282
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,881
- You do this for everyone?
- No, we don't.

283
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,259
Thanks so much.

284
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,928
- That's nice.
- Wow.

285
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,806
So what did you want
to talk to me about?

286
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,562
You know, that pain in my leg went away.

287
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,647
Oh, good.
Great.

288
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,191
- Well, I'm glad.
- Yeah.

289
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,443
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

290
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,530
I hope you two saved room.

291
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,784
We have some pie, compliments
of Mr. Ted Danson,

292
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,327
- Sitting just over there.
- <i>What?</i>

293
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,953
- <i>Yup.
- How nice.</i>

294
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,622
Hey.

295
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,166
But I don't have any room.
I am stuffed.

296
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,752
<i>I'm kinda full myself. I don't think
I'm really in the mood for that.</i>

297
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,546
No problem, sure. I'll just get
this out of the way for you

298
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,800
- And then bring your check.
- Terrific. Yeah, great idea.

299
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,093
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

300
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,470
- Hey, how are you?
- Oh, hey.

301
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,723
Yeah, you're gonna--
This pie is the best pie

302
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,434
I've ever had in my entire
life. You will love the pie.

303
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,270
Thank you. This is Denise,
by the way, Ted.

304
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,856
- Hey.
- Hi.

305
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,027
- Oh! Hi, how are you?
- Hi.

306
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,779
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you.

307
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,824
Yeah, nice to meet you too.
Very nice.

308
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,952
Very nice.
Little surprising, but nice.

309
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,622
You're gonna love this. It is the
best piece of pie you've ever had.

310
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,126
Honestly, I'm really-- I'm
not eating dessert anymore.

311
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,044
Just have one bite.
Have a bite, come on.

312
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,546
I'm not in the mood, Ted.
I don't want it.

313
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,922
Thank you.
It's a nice gesture.

314
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,133
You're making me look like an asshole.

315
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,843
I had the option of ordering dessert

316
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,678
and I didn't want the
dessert at the time.

317
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,264
- So I don't want the dessert.
- Just have one little bite.

318
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,224
- For my sake. Please, be a friend.
- I don't care.

319
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,143
- Be a fucking friend, will you please?
- I am a friend.

320
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,728
I don't have to take a bite
just because you want me to.

321
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,773
- Have a bite of the pie.
- I'm just gonna get this out of the way for you.

322
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,025
- Thank you.
- No no, put the pie down.

323
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,861
- Put the pie down.
- No don't. Here take it.

324
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,779
- Take it. I don't want it.
- Don't pick up that pie.

325
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,532
- Put the pie down.
- I'm not taking a bite. I don't want a bite.

326
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,868
Take this fucking piece of pie
and get it out of my face.

327
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,744
- Put the fucking pie down!
- Don't put that pie down!

328
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,497
- Do not put that pie down!
- God damn it!

329
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,542
You know something? I heard Rosie
O'Donnell beat the crap out of you.

330
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,295
- <i>Oh, really? That's bullshit.
- That's what I heard.</i>

331
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,630
- Rosie beat the crap out of you.
- Bullshit bullshit.

332
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,924
- You big sissy. You big fucking sissy.
- She's saying that?

333
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,385
Is that what she's saying? Get this thing
away from me. Thank you very much.

334
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,721
Rosie O'Donnell.
That's bullshit, by the way.

335
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,806
She got me down, yeah.
Okay, I admit that.

336
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,017
She got me down and I
could have reversed it,

337
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,978
but it was stopped. People
interfered. That's all.

338
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,147
How dare you go around
spreading that rumor?

339
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,441
Why are you fighting women?

340
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,027
She started it.

341
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,741
Oh, what a lovely night
for a stroll and a roll.

342
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,409
That's right.

343
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,495
This is so nice.
Thank you.

344
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,330
Yeah.

345
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,373
- Larry, hi.
- Hey, Larry.

346
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,875
- Oh, hello.
- Hello.

347
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,753
- Hi, I'm Jamie Fowler.
- Hi, Jamie. I'm Denise.

348
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,671
- We're dating
- Nice to meet you.

349
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,673
- No kidding.
- Yeah, we just came from dinner.

350
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,594
- Well, that's terrific.
- Good for you.

351
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,804
How nice. You guys are-- look at that.

352
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,140
- Together?
- Yeah, we've had a couple dates.

353
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,808
- Nice.
- Wow that's pretty...

354
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,602
- Larry, I never would have--
- ...Impressive.

355
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,814
These are the people who
disinvited us to the concert.

356
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,359
- <i>Chee- Yun?
- I told her about it.</i>

357
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,945
- She was really looking forward to it.
- Yeah, I was.

358
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,739
- We kind of overreacted with that.
- Absolutely.

359
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,700
- We would love to have both of you.
- We misjudged you.

360
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,119
- Both of you please come.
- Let bygones-- just let it go.

361
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,789
Oh, all right.
What the hell.

362
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,791
- There we go. There we go.
- Yay yay.

363
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,792
Good for us.
Look at us.

364
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,045
We will absolutely give you the best
seat in the house. No question.

365
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,464
Or do you already have it?

366
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,882
- That's not funny.
- <i>I'm so sorry.</i>

367
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,343
- That's not funny.
- She was just overcompensating.

368
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,970
- We'll see you there.
- Please.

369
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,721
- I'm excited. I'm looking forward to it.
- Okay, great.

370
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,224
- So nice meeting you.
- That wasn't funny.

371
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,352
I'm so sorry, Larry.
We'll call. Okay.

372
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,230
I hate it at the beach.

373
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,023
Who likes the feeling
of sand in their feet?

374
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,693
Even more than I hate the
feeling of sand in my feet,

375
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,736
I hate the feeling of
sand in my sneakers.

376
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,696
And it lasts for years afterwards.

377
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,200
If you wear your sneakers once on
the beach, you never get it out.

378
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,326
- Hey.
- [Jeff] <i>hi.</i>

379
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,787
- Is this a gorgeous day?
- Yeah.

380
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,664
- Jeff, let's take a walk.
- I'm comfortable.

381
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,083
- Come on, it's gorgeous. Perfect walking weather.
- <i>It is beautiful.</i>

382
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,586
- <i>It's good for you.</i>
- I don't want to. I'm not in the mood.

383
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,546
- Please.
- No, I'm fine.

384
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,632
Get up off your fat ass and let's
take a walk! It'll be romantic!

385
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,803
- That's nice.
- Do me a favor and watch Sammi.

386
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,680
- She's gonna go in the water.
- Sure.

387
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,557
- Okay, thanks.
- Yeah, okay.

388
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,267
See? Don't you feel better now?

389
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,489
[Sammi] <i>help! Help!</i>

390
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,451
Help! Help!

391
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,869
Sammi!

392
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,623
- Help! Help!
- Oh, okay.

393
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,417
One second.

394
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,836
- <i>Be right there.</i>
- Help!

395
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,715
I'm coming. I'm coming.

396
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,259
Larry!

397
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,928
Help, Larry!

398
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,267
Larry, help!

399
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,230
- Oh my God.
- [Susie] <i>oh my God, Sammi!</i>

400
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,483
- Good.
- <i>Oh my God, Sammi!</i>

401
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,694
Sammi, are you okay?
Are you all right?

402
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,321
- We've got to get her a towel.
- Is everything okay?

403
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,782
- She all right?
- What the hell happened?

404
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,993
- You were supposed to be watching her!
- No no.

405
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,579
I was going into the water but then
I realized I had the blackberry.

406
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,998
- Blackberry? Give me that.
- What? No!

407
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,385
Threw it right in the water.
All my numbers, everything.

408
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,136
- Gone?
- Yeah, all gone.

409
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,555
- Susie's a nut.
- I don't have a record of any of those.

410
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,892
- I got nothing in here now.
- Oh, Denise called.

411
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,977
- What did she say?
- Give her a call.

412
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,646
- She leave a number?
- No.

413
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816
Damn it. I don't have her
number or her address.

414
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,777
- Call information.
- I don't know her last name.

415
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,530
She was in my BlackBerry
under Denise handicap.

416
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,365
That's how I remember these names.

417
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,866
Don't you do that in your BlackBerry?

418
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,785
You put names down with jobs,

419
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,413
some association so you
remember who they are.

420
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,499
I've got Shawn yoga.
You know, the yoga instructor.

421
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,292
- Teresa masseuse.
- I do the same thing.

422
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,045
Like right here
I got-- look look.

423
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,673
Nancy big tits. I know
Nancy's got big ass tits.

424
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,677
Jonel sweet ass. That's the only
way I know who the fuck it is.

425
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,595
That's smart, you know?

426
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,305
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

427
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,559
I can't just vanish into thin
air. That would be terrible.

428
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,395
I mean, imagine doing that
with a walker, okay?

429
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,440
With a handicapped woman,
just not call her like that,

430
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,692
you can't do that.
I'll be a pariah.

431
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,819
If you saw the house,
would you recognize it?

432
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,821
I think so.
It was at night.

433
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,781
Let's just take a drive.
Maybe we can find it.

434
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,367
- Let's go over there and look around.
- Come on.

435
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,916
I think this is it. I think
this is the neighborhood.

436
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,502
- Lt Looks very familiar.
- All these houses are the same, man.

437
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,006
Every time you go to a white neighborhood
everything looks fucking nice and clean and shit.

438
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,050
When shit is too clean you can't
fucking tell where the fuck you at.

439
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,219
You know what I mean?
Is that her right there?

440
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,681
No, that's not her. But you know
what? They might know each other.

441
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,600
- Yeah, it could be a whole--
- I'm gonna pull over.

442
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,769
- Two women in a wheelchair?
- They got to know each other.

443
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,480
Handicapped people know other
handicapped people, right?

444
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,607
You would think. If you were living
in an all-white neighborhood

445
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,776
and there was a brother, you
would know the brother, right?

446
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,111
- I would know the brother. I would go holla at him.
- Exactly.

447
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,238
- You don't mind me using the word brother, do you?
- No, brother's cool.

448
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,407
- That's perfect.
- How'd it sound coming out of my mouth?

449
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,284
- Sounds great coming out of your mouth.
- Coming out of my mouth?

450
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,702
- Sounds cool, yeah.
- You didn't mind me saying it?

451
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,788
- No, fuck that.
- Okay.

452
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,830
- Brother sounds cool.
- Okay.

453
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,792
<i>Brother.</i>

454
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,002
<i>That's what it's come down to.</i>

455
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,754
Excuse me.

456
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,256
I'm looking for a woman named Denise.

457
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,134
I think she lives in this
neighborhood. I'm pretty sure.

458
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,095
And she's in a wheelchair
much like yourself.

459
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,763
Ah, yeah.

460
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,725
Denise and me and Stephan Hawking,
we hang out all the time,

461
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,394
'cause we all live in the
wheelchair neighborhood.

462
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,396
No, I'm sorry.
I don't know your friend.

463
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,358
You don't know her? You've never
seen anybody rolling around here?

464
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,234
An attractive woman?
No?

465
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,029
No. I'm so sorry that I don't
know your friend Denise.

466
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,448
- But I've got to get going.
- Where you going?

467
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,407
I've got work to do.

468
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,452
You need some--
You need a push?

469
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,954
- No.
- I'm a good pusher.

470
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,205
- Yeah, you're pushy all right.
- Yeah, I'm pushy.

471
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,583
- What's your name?
- Larry.

472
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,253
Okay, Larry, if you'll excuse me.

473
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,464
I really was enjoying my
day until I met you.

474
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,800
What is this?
Who are you listening to?

475
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:23,968
You wouldn't know her.

476
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,428
- Her name's Chee-yun.
- Hmm.

477
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,770
Thank you.

478
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,147
I'm gonna go over my playlist.

479
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,108
Let us know if you need anything.

480
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,695
- Hi.
- Hello.

481
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,781
- I'm Wendy.
- Hi. Um--

482
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,157
Jamie. This is Jamie.
I'm John. Welcome.

483
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,869
- How are you?
- Hi, Jamie. Hi, John.

484
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,496
- Thank you for having us.
- Welcome to our home, Larry.

485
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,415
- Thank you so much.
- Thanks for bringing a friend.

486
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,584
- I brought my friend Wendy.
- Huh.

487
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,295
- Great.
- That's great. Welcome.

488
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,840
Thank you so much for giving us the
opportunity to hear Chee-yun.

489
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,340
Oh hey, any friend of Larry's...

490
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:06,719
- Thank you.
- <i>Any</i> friend of Larry's.

491
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,180
You know what?
Um, I'll be right back.

492
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,182
All right.
Um, yeah.

493
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,227
How did--
How did you two...

494
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,229
Hey, O'Donnell.

495
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,565
Hey, Larry.
How are you?

496
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,025
- What's this?
- What?

497
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,568
You're going around telling
everybody you kicked my ass?

498
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653
- What about it?
- You didn't kick my ass.

499
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,739
I keep hearing from people
you kicked my ass.

500
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,574
- I most certainly did, Larry.
- No you didn't.

501
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,701
Ln a very crowded
restaurant with witnesses.

502
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,078
I don't know where you're getting
that interpretation from.

503
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,664
All I had to do was make one
more move and you were dead.

504
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,625
That's what they all say--
One more move.

505
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,960
LT was over, Larry. I had you.
Boom Boom, you were down.

506
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,130
- Bullshit.
- What can I tell you, Larry? Sometimes you're an asshole.

507
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,465
- Oh, I'm an asshole?
- Yes.

508
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,050
- Really?
- Yes.

509
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,093
Well, assholes don't go out
with the disabled, okay?

510
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,970
Check that out.
Yeah, she's my date.

511
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,222
- That girl is your date?
- That girl is my date.

512
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,515
- Ln the chair?
- In the chair.

513
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,559
And let me tell you something:
she's not my first.

514
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,853
- Really?
- Yeah, I date the disabled.

515
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,897
All right, so you got me on that one.

516
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,941
It doesn't mean you're not an asshole
when it comes to checks at restaurants.

517
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,484
Let me tell you something: that was
my check, okay? I invited you.

518
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,945
You were my guest.
It was my pleasure.

519
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,321
That is bullshit.
It was my pleasure.

520
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,739
- My pleasure, Rosie.
- It was my pleasure.

521
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,659
Listen, who got the bill?
I got the bill at the end.

522
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,661
Bottom line. And you
want to know something?

523
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,788
Know what I'm doing next week?
Know what I'm doing next week?

524
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,623
I'm renting a yacht and
I'm calling all our friends

525
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,750
and we're taking a yacht to
Catalina. And you're coming.

526
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,711
And I'm footing the whole freaking Bill.

527
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,296
You know what I'm doing?
I'm calling your family,

528
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,340
I'm flying them out here
first class on a jet,

529
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,801
putting them up in a hotel, taking
them out to dinner and you.

530
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,928
- Yeah yeah.
- Oh really? How about this?

531
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,597
We are going to get
started in just a few minutes.

532
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,601
- Please start to make your way into the performance area.
- Right this way.

533
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,144
When this is over, you meet
me in the parking lot.

534
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,646
- We'll pick this up.
- Parking lot.

535
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,356
- Yeah, we'll pick it up.
- What's the matter?

536
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,025
- O'Donnell twisted my arm.
- She twisted your arm?

537
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,944
Yeah, telling everybody
that she kicked my ass.

538
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,154
She didn't kick my ass.
You think she kicked my ass?

539
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,490
- You were there.
- I'd stop messing with her.

540
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,450
- Really?
- Yeah.

541
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,494
Why didn't you come with Denise?

542
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,747
Well, Susie threw my
BlackBerry into the ocean

543
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,374
so I didn't have
Denise's number.

544
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,126
Then I went looking for
her and I met Wendy.

545
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,003
Wendy?
Who's Wendy?

546
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,965
Are you kidding me?
Denise is here?

547
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:11,010
What?

548
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,053
Fuck.

549
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,891
What's going on with you?
All these wheelchair girls.

550
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,685
I met her when
I was looking for her.

551
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,271
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

552
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,481
- What should I do?
- I don't know.

553
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,817
Um, enjoy.
See you later.

554
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,652
Wow.

555
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,113
- Larry, we should go in.
- You sure you want to do this?

556
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,865
<i>That's really funny.</i>

557
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,075
Of course I want to do this.
She's my favorite.

558
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,785
Okay.
All right.

559
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,079
Uh...

560
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,834
- Just one second.
- What are you doing?

561
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,586
One second. I'll be with
you in one second.

562
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,629
What? Larry, what the hell is this?

563
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,549
- It's a joke. I'll be right back.
- Larry.

564
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,885
- Hey.
- What the hell happened?

565
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,595
Where were you?
I waited and waited.

566
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,263
<i>Finally I called
Information</i>

567
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,432
and got the Fowler's
number. What happened?

568
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,976
Somebody threw my BlackBerry in the
ocean so I didn't have your number.

569
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,686
- I couldn't get in touch with you.
- Really?

570
00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,773
Yeah.

571
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,691
<i>What's that ringing?</i>

572
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,651
Oh, I got a new Blackberry.

573
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,403
- Oh, a new one.
- Yeah.

574
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,531
- Don't you think you should turn it off?
- I better turn this off.

575
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,867
- Oh!
- God.

576
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,955
Wendy wheelchair?

577
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,878
Hello?

578
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,713
<i>What?</i>

579
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,383
You're in the closet?

580
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,805
Hang on.

581
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,059
Uh...

582
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,359
Who the hell is she?

583
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,570
Wendy wheelchair.

584
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,489
Who is she?

585
00:26:55,614 --> 00:27:00,077
Denise handicap.

586
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,664
- You son of a bitch.
- Prick.

587
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,874
- How dare you!?
- Oh!

588
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,470
It's not my fault.

589
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,097
[Denise] <i>bastard.</i>

590
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,558
- Get over here.
- Larry, get back here.

591
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,434
- You coward.
- Can you believe this?

592
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,604
- Running up the stairs.
- It was an honest mistake.

593
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,773
We may be disabled, but
you're disgusting.

594
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,192
Ladies ladies, it's all right.

595
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,319
I'll take it from here.

596
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,904
Get back here, Larry.

597
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,740
You get back here!


